Beard Saver: The Face Awakens

There’s been an awakening on the face. Can you feel it?

 

Your Razor has vanished. In its absence, the sinister FIRST BEARD ITCH has risen beneath the scruff on your face and will not rest until your beard, beset by BEARDRUFF, has been destroyed.

With the support of BEARD WASH, Bluebeards Original BEARD SAVER leads a powerful RESISTANCE through a simple daily regimen. It’s designed to keep your skin clean and your facial hair healthy, making for the softest, most manageable beard in the galaxy.

Bluebeards Original has sent its most daring and intensive 3-minute conditioner, WONDER BEARD, on a once-a-week mission to your shower, to repair and restore your beard . . .

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Join us on the blue side: We have manageable beards.
Limited time offer: 16% off any Beard Kit with code NEWBEARD at checkout.

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